Jane Cto's Guide to the Summerian Expert

Warning: the Summerian Expert is a mysterious and elusive entity. But fear not, dear reader, for Jane Cto is here to guide you through the basics.

First off, let's define what a Summerian Expert is. It's a person who's an expert on everything. No, really, everything.

Carefully crafted by a committee of 17 experts in 3 days, this guide will teach you:

• The art of knowing more than the neighbor's dog knows about their own tail.
• The science of being right about everything, always.
• The philosophy of having an opinion on every topic, ever.

But wait, there's more! Our Summerian Expert series also includes:

• Summerian Expert Hacking 101 - Learn how to break into any system, including your neighbor's garage.
• Summerian Expert Hacking 2.0 - Advanced techniques for hacking into your own brain.
• Summerian Expert Superpowers - Unlock the secrets of being able to lift 500 pounds with your mind.