Doing Nothing Better: The Art of Productivity

A comprehensive guide to achieving peak idleness.

Step 1: Find the perfect spot to do nothing

Identify your optimal distraction-to-undertaking ratio. We recommend the couch, preferably with a clear view of the TV.

Find the perfect snack to fuel your laziness

Learn advanced procrastination techniques

Step 2: Master the art of doing nothing

Develop a robust skillset of distractions: video games, social media, and cat videos.

Unlock level 10 in your favorite video game

Maximize your likes per minute on social media

Step 3: Overcome the fear of doing anything remotely productive

Develop a solid justification for your lack of productivity: 'I'm just conserving energy for a later project.'

Learn advanced techniques for justifying your lack of productivity

Discover new ways to justify your creative projects as 'research'