The Invention That Wasn't: A Tale of Woe

A brief history of the failed toaster that was meant to make your breakfast in 3 seconds

It was a grand idea. You see. The toaster that could cook your toast to a golden brown in 3 seconds flat. The inventor, a brilliant but reclusive genius, poured his heart and soul into it. But alas, the laws of physics were not on his side.

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A picture of the failed toaster

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