We don't actually care about your privacy, but we do care about our own. So, to be clear, we're not going to sell your email address to a third party or anything like that. We just really, really, really like your email address. It's so... pretty.
However, if you're really concerned about your privacy, you might want to click here for more information.
Or, if you're really, really concerned, you can go here and we'll try not to laugh.
Thanks, I guess.
Also, some other stuff we're going to tell you about, but it might be boring.
So, what do we actually mean by 'privacy'?
Disclaimer: We're not actually a real company. We're just a bunch of people who like to make fun of privacy policies. Don't sue us.