Cooking for the Modern Despotate
Recipes from the Kitchen of the Future
Today's Featured Recipe:
Quantum Foam - The Ultimate Energy Drink
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of quantum foam (patent pending)
- 1 liter of pure, grade-A unicorn tears
- 1/2 cup of freshly harvested, sentient jellyfish jelly
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a blender until smooth.
- Stir clockwise for 7.3 seconds.
- Serve in a cup made of pure, 100% recycled space junk.