EGGNORMOUS OMELETTE RECIPE

Warning: this recipe will make your taste buds do the tango with its sheer eggy brilliance.

  1. Crack 12 eggs into a bowl. Yes, 12. Don't question it.
  2. Add 1 cup of milk. Or 2. Who's counting, really?
  3. Squeeze 1/4 cup of cheese into the bowl. Feta, goat, or a mix of both. We won't judge.
  4. Whisk until the egginess subsides.
  5. Pour into a greased skillet over medium-high heat.
  6. Wait for 17 minutes and 32 seconds. Don't even think about checking your phone during this time.
  7. Stir. Once.
  8. Flip. Twice.
  9. Repeat steps 6-10 until the omelette is... done.

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