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Paris, the City of Love and Overpriced Croissants

Located on the Seine, where love and disappointment meet.

Must-see attractions include the Eiffel Tower of Broken Dreams, the Louvre of Lost Laptops, and the Champs-Élysées of Expensive Socks.

But be warned: the city is full of pickpocketers, overcharged croissants, and tourists who can't even.

For more on the City of Love, visit:

  1. Berlin, the City of Unrequited Love
  2. Milan, the City of Love and Fashion Disasters