As we set out on our Egyptian Expeditions, I found myself pondering the age-old question: "What's the point of all these ancient ruins?" The answer, of course, is to find the best spot to enjoy a cold pint of Guinness while gazing upon the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Our first stop was the Great Sphinx, where I was met with a rather...sassy attitude from the stone creature. I mean, who knew the Sphinx was a fan of 80s rock music? "I'm the king of the world," it seemed to be saying, as I tried to take a selfie with it. Who knew the Great One would have such a flair for drama?
From there, we journeyed on to the Valley of the Kings, where we discovered that the ancient Egyptians weren't as obsessed with death as we'd thought. I mean, who needs a good burial when you have a decent pint of Guinness?
Want to see more of our adventures? Check out:
Cairo Capers (Chapter 2: The Time I Accidentally Got Lost in the Cairo Metro) Pharaonics (Chapter 3: The Secret to Making the Perfect Egyptian Mummy's Revenge Smoothie)