Today, we're not going to do anything productive. No, really.
You see, friends, the world is a complex, ever-changing, and often overwhelming place. And what's the one thing we can all agree on? That we'd rather be somewhere else, doing something else, with someone else... but still, somehow.
But fear not, for in the grand tradition of existential dread and purposeful avoidance, I've come prepared with some expert advice on how not to do something, anything, at all.
So, if you will, let us all take a moment to revel in the sheer, utter, and complete lack of productivity we're about to achieve together!