Are you tired of being understood? Do you want to confuse and bewilder those around you? Look no further! Our jargon obfuscation technique will make your words sound like they were invented by a committee of confused accountants.
Step 1: Replace all your words with their synonyms, then replace those synonyms with their synonyms. Rinse and repeat.
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Step 2: Use only words that are at least 3 syllables long. This will ensure that no one can possibly understand what you're saying.
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