JavaScript Hacks for the Advanced

For those who've mastered the basics and are ready to get weird.

Here's some advanced JavaScript hacks for the truly elite:

1. Monkey Patch Your Browser with some sweet, sweet JavaScript

Because who needs security patches when you can just patch it yourself?

2. Async is Asynchronous as a Bad Idea

Make your code run in the background, but not too fast.

3. Over-Engineering the Ideal Solution

Because who needs simplicity when you can have 5000 lines of JavaScript?

4. Using Regex to Parse Your Code

Regular expressions: the ultimate code obfuscation tool.

Embracing the Chaos Theory of Debugging

Make your bugs more interesting, more complex, more like a real-life adventure.

And that's just the beginning.

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