Where the only thing darker than the background is your future without us.
JavaScript is not just for front-end development anymore. It's for writing code that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
var future = "A life of eternal debugging";
But don't just take our word for it. Listen to this wise words from a seasoned developer:
Read our Developer's Manifesto and find out.
Because, honestly, you're not going to get any work done without us.
// Your boss is going to love you
But don't just take our word for it. Here's what some other developers have to say:
We have a statistics page that'll make you cry.
Just escape into a world where JavaScript doesn't exist.
We won't judge you.