Extracting Cubes: A Study in Futility

Why us? Why, indeed.

As we all know, extracting cubes is a thankless, soul-crushing task.

But someone has to do it.

And that someone is you, dear cube-extractor.

Here are the top 5 reasons why we're doomed to repeat this Sisyphean task:

• Reason 1: The cubes just won't stop multiplying
• Reason 2: Our overlords demand ever-more cubes
• Reason 3: We're contractually bound to extract cubes
• Reason 4: The cube-extraction industry is a lucrative one
• Reason 5: We're just too afraid to ask for a promotion