Tips and Tricks for the Aspiring Jell-O Eater

Tip 1: Hold the spoon correctly

To eat Jell-O like a pro, you need to hold the spoon like you're holding a microphone at a karaoke competition. Firmly grasp the handle, with your wrist cocked at just the right angle, and your thumb on top for support. Anything less, and you'll be a Jell-O mess.

Tip 2: Choose the right Jell-O color

Don't even think about eating that boring, bland green Jell-O. Go for the bright pink or electric blue. Anything more boring and you'll fall asleep mid-eating.

Tip 3: Practice your Jell-O eating skills daily

Set aside 30 minutes every day to practice your Jell-O eating techniques. Start with small amounts and work your way up to larger and larger and larger. Don't be afraid to take breaks for Jell-O-themed snacks in between.

For more advanced Jell-O eating techniques, visit our Advanced Techniques subpage.