Jello Philosophy: The Unyielding Pursuit of Bouncy, Wobbly Truth

Core Principles:

• The Unifying Theory of Wobbles: Everything is connected, yet simultaneously, utterly disconnected.
• The Principle of Bouncy Resonance: The universe is a never-ending bowl of Jell-O.
• The Impermanence of Form: Nothing is permanent, except for this sentence.

As the great Jello Philosopher, Bouncy McWobbleface once said, 'A Jello universe is like a box of fruit snacks - it's all wobbly, yet somehow, it holds together.'

Learn more about Jello-Solipsism and how it relates to the futility of human existence.

Or, if you will, Jello-Nihilism, where the only constant is the inevitability of a well-timed wobble.

Key Concepts:

• Wobble-Surfing: The art of navigating the ocean of possibility.
• Jello-Induction: The process of discovering new flavors in the Jello-verse.
• Jello-Existentialism: The realization that, no matter how hard you wobble, you'll always land back in the same old mold.

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