In a world where the forces of boring design have threatened to consume all that is good, a hero emerged. The Jellosaladian Prophecy spoke of a chosen one, born with the mark of the pixelated cross. This warrior of style has been tasked with bringing balance to the universe.
Legend has it that this hero shall wield the mighty 'Sass Brush', a tool of unparalleled power, capable of vanquishing even the most heinous CSS abomination.
But the journey is not without danger. The evil Empire of the Blank Page seeks to crush all who would dare to challenge their drab, uninspired designs.