Welcome, young scholars! Today, we will embark on a journey into the wonderful world of Jellification. A field of study so vast and so deliciously confusing, it's a wonder we still haven't cracked the code of the perfect jelly-filled scone.
Coursework will include: Jelly Beans 101 - A crash course in the most basic forms of jellification (beans, beans, and more beans)
Also, Jellyfish Finance 101, where we delve into the intricate world of jellyfish trading and market manipulation
Don't forget to check out our Jelly Humor 101 section for some of the most side-splattering puns and jokes you'll ever read!
And, of course, no jelly course would be complete without Jellyosophy 101 - where we ask the big questions: "Is the jelly really worth it?" "Can you ever really have too much jelly?" "Is it a sin to wear a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt to a jelly tasting?"