Job Openings at Epicorp

We're hiring for a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas to work for us at Epicorp. As a ninja, you'll be responsible for infiltrating our competitors, stealing their secrets, and returning with them unscathed.

Requirements:

• Must have a strong understanding of stealthy navigation
• Experience in parkour, acrobatics, or other ninja-like skills a plus
• Must be able to operate in high-pressure situations, i.e., during peak hours of the day

Apply as a ninja today!

Other Openings:

Apply as an accountant for our completely-not-at-all-suspiciously large pile of cash

Apply as a superhero to save the world (or at least our building)

Apply as a robot to do all the menial tasks we'd rather not do ourselves

Or just just stand in line for a chance to get in