**The Life of a Rockstar

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As a rockstar, I have it all: fame, fortune, and a crippling sense of existential dread.

I'm stuck on the road, touring non-stop, with a schedule that's more exhausting than a bad acid trip.

But don't worry, I've got my trusty entourage to keep me sane (or at least, relatively so):

• Masseuse
• Personal Assistant
• Psychic
• Therapist

And let's not forget my trusty stage props:

• Lead Guitar
• Microphone
• Goals

So, if you're feeling down, just tune in, turn up, and remember: the show must go on.