Bounty Hunter

Job Description:

• Wanted for crimes against humanity, justice, and common sense.
• Must be able to navigate complex moral dilemmas and questionable fashion choices.
• Experience with firearms, hand-to-hand combat, and witty banter a plus.

Benefits:

• Competitive pay (in bullets)
• Free housing (in a damp, run-down shack on the outskirts of town)
• Unlimited access to the world's best (worst) coffee.

How to Apply:

Submit Application