The Department of Red Tape: Assistant to the Red Tape Coordinator
Job Title: The person who's always saying "I'm on my way, just let me just get through this red tape..."
Responsibilities:
- Coordinate the coordination of red tape
- Develop and maintain the bureaucracy of the Department
- Ensure that all forms are filled out in triplicate
- Answer to the question "Is this form filled out?" with "No, not yet"
Red Tape Regulations