Jobs | Open Positions

We're hiring for the most prestigious, yet utterly useless jobs in Neo-Brutalism.

Professional Line-Stopper (Apply now and stop lines from forming in your living room!
Dedicated Sock Collector (Join our team of experts who specialize in finding the perfect sock for every occasion!
Extreme Ironing Champion (Bend, twist, and iron your way to greatness!
In-Transit Snack Concierge (Deliver snacks to yourself while you're on the go, it's a thing!