Protocol Keeper

Responsible for maintaining and updating the galaxy's most extensive collection of intergalactic protocols.

Must be able to communicate with sentient robots, negotiate with alien dignitaries, and troubleshoot malfunctioning warp drives.

Experience with interdimensional travel and exotic matter handling a plus.

Benefits include:

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