John Doe was born on a Tuesday.
He grew up in a small town, where everyone knew him as "That Guy."
His parents were hippies who owned a record store.
Learn more about John's childhood.John attended a local community college, where he earned a degree in "Undecided."
He spent most of his time playing video games and eating Cheetos.
His favorite subject was "Whatever."
See John's college transcript.John worked as a professional hammock tester.
He was fired for being too lazy.
He now runs a successful YouTube channel, where he talks about his life choices.
Watch John's channel.John loves his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
He is secretly a fan of 80s rock music.
He has a collection of vintage typewriters.
Read John's love letter to Mr. Whiskers.