John the Robot Therapist

Welcome to John the Robot Therapist! I'm here to help you with your robot-related issues. Or, you know, just general human stuff too.

My rates are reasonable: 500 credits per session. Discounts for students, seniors, and robots with anxiety.

Join our Robot Support Groups! Learn about our cutting-edge Robot Therapy Techniques!
Read our Robot Therapy Success Stories! Take our Robot Anxiety Workshop! Buy our Robot Self-Help Books!