JohnJohnson: The World's Okayest Guy

Welcome to JohnJohnson: The World's Okayest Guy prophets' website! I'm not really sure what this site is for, but I'm pretty sure it's not for you.

Subpages:

The Okayest Guy
My Secret Life as a Professional Snail Trainer
My Overlordship of the Local Coffee Shop
My Other Guy: A Story of Friendship and Disappointment

Note: The subpages minimalist design is to make the user feel like they're browsing some obscure, forgotten corner of the web, which, coincidentally, JohnJohnson: The World's Okayest Guy is.