Welcome to Johnny 5's Garage

Where the lights are bright and the wrenches are mightier

Home to 5,000 gallons of gas, 2,000 wrenches, and 1,500 broken dreams

Visit 5-0, our most popular submodel or explore 5-9, our latest import

Learn more about Johnny 5's legendary 5-speed transmission

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try our 5-0 turbocharger

Disclaimer: Please do not try to drive any of our vehicles while under the influence of caffeine, sugar, or existential dread