A programmer is like a hipster: you know, he's like 5 years ahead of his time, but nobody understands him. - Douglas Adams
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "I'm looking for a book on Pavlov's Law." The librarian replies, "It's right behind the 'The Elements of Style.' - Steven Wright
Why do programmers prefer the beach? Because they can use the sand in their code. - Douglas Adams
A man is coding on his computer, when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up to see a man in a suit and tie, and a man in a fedora. He says, "I'm a little busy, can I help you, gentlemen?" The man in the suit says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the fedora says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the suit says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the fedora says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the suit says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the fedora says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the suit says, "No, we just wanted to asked you about the weather." The man in the fedora says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather." The man in the suit says, "No, we just wanted to ask you about the weather, and we're not going to ask you again." - Steven Wright
Programming Puns