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Why don't lobsters have birthdays?

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Because they have shell-abration anxiety.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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A noodle with a phony license.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To get away from the farmer's constant "egg-pectations"!

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Why don't lobsters have birthdays? (Again)

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Because they have shell-abration anxiety (again).

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What do you call a fake noodle? (Again)

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A noodle with a phony license (Again).

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