EGG-CELLENT JOKES

Why did the Egg go to the party?
Why did the egg go to the doctor?
What do you call an Egg in space?

Warning: Egg-cell jokes are not suitable for all audiences. Prolonged exposure may lead to egg-cessive laughter, spontaneous egg-ruptions, and/or an egg-cessive risk of egg-static injury.

Disclaimer: Egg-cell jokes are not actually funny. Please do not attempt to use them for actual comedy purposes.