It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time. A fake noodle, you see, is a delicate balance of flavors and textures. But without a good agent, it's like a soufflé in a kitchen with a wonky oven.
Consider the case of Agent Fettuccine, the renowned noodle agent. He's got skills, folks. He can negotiate the toughest of ingredient deals. He can talk his way into any kitchen. And he's got a wardrobe that's as slick as his charm.
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Like the time he tried to get a good agent for a fake eggplant. Yeah, that was a disaster. The eggplant was not amused.
And don't even get him started on negotiating with an actual egg.
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