The Anti-Jokes Page

Because you're clearly a fan of humor that's not actually funny.

We've compiled the most unfunny, uninspired, and just plain boring jokes you'll ever read.

Enjoy?

Why did the paperclip break up with his girlfriend? Because it was a paperclip, and it was just going through the motions.

This joke is a real laugh riot.

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I told you to pick up milk on the way home, but you forgot. What did you get?

No, seriously, it's not that interesting.

Go to the subpage for more forgetful parenting stories.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.

Yeah, that's the kind of humor you're looking for.

More fowl puns