Existential Crisis in 4 Easy Steps

Step 1: Realize that life is meaningless.

Step 2: Panic, then rationalize it as a personal freedom.

Step 3: Spend 3 years writing an 800-page treatise.

Step 4: Burn it, because who needs validation?

• Learn to love the abyss.
• Rationalize the despair.
• Burn the manuscript.
• Start a support group.

Or just go to Absurd Philosophy for an alternative.