Agent of Joy, Agent of Despair, Agent of Mildly-Slightly-Somewhat-Confused Disappointment.
Jane is a seasoned expert in replacing joy with a faint sense of unease, a dash of apathy, or a pinch of existential dread. Her methods are unorthodox, her results are unpredictable, but her clients always seem to... well, not exactly 'happy', but perhaps 'less miserable'?
Recent Assignments:
Available for hire, but not exactly 'available' for anything else, as her schedule is always booked with the most depressing clients.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed, but side effects may include: mild to severe eye-rolling, increased sighs, and a strong urge to rewatch The Office for the 12th time.
Get in touch with Jane: jane.doe@joyreplaced.org