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Subpage 2: Judge Rules

Rule 1: Be as loud as possible. If the judge is not impressed, you are doing something wrong.

Rule 2: Do not wear anything that is remotely close to a "business casual" outfit. A neon pink jumpsuit is acceptable, but only if it's covered in flashing LED lights.

Rule 3: All participants are required to maintain a 10-minute conversation about the meaning of "art" with the judge, using only 80s pop culture references.

Rule 4: The winner receives a year's supply of stale crackers and a signed copy of the judge's favorite book.

Rule 5: If a participant breaks any of these rules, they will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music for 24 hours straight.

Rule 6: In case of a tie, the winner will be decided by a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Rule 7: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to explain the rules. The judge is not interested in hearing your feeble attempts at comprehension.

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