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Penalties - The Judge
Penalties - The Judge
Penalties are for wimps.
Here is the comprehensive list of penalties for the most heinous crimes against humanity:
- Crime 1: Eating the last of the donuts in the break room.
- Crime 2: Using a stapler to pick your nose.
- Crime 3: Stealing the last of the coffee.
Click here for more penalties, or here for the most severe penalties.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to appeal your sentence.