Welcome, esteemed judges from around the world! Gather 'round and behold the most prestigious competition of the year! Where else can you find a gathering of the world's greatest jurists, all vying for the top prize?
1. Be as boring as possible.
2. Wear a suit.
3. Stare at the contestants for 5 minutes without blinking.
See Contestant Profiles1. A year's supply of coffee.
2. A certificate that says "You're a Judge" (frame not included).
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