Welcome to the chambers of Judge John, the most likely to succeed in all of jurisprudence. This man's sharp mind and razor-sharp wit have made him a household name in the legal community.
Judge John has a 100% success rate in all cases, except for that one time he got a parking ticket. But let's be real, who doesn't love a good parking ticket every now and then?
Learn more about Judge John's infamous Johnny-Belly-Button case