Case 1: "The Great Sock Puppet Trial" - Judge 3

Presiding Judge 3: "The Great Sock Puppet Slayer"

It was a dark and stormy night when the defendant, a lone sock puppet named Steve, was accused of stealing all the world's socks. The prosecution, led by the fearless Prosecutor 1, presented evidence of Steve's dastardly crimes.

However, the defense, led by the brilliant Defense Attorney 2, argued that Steve was simply trying to collect a "socially acceptable" sock collection. A collection that, if found, would bring joy to all who saw it.

After a long and grueling battle of wits, Judge 3 declared, "I find the defendant, Steve, guilty of Sock-related Crimes... but not without hope. A small chance for parole, if Steve agrees to perform a choreographed dance routine with 17 other sock puppets in the town square."