After careful consideration, we have reached a conclusion. Guilty as charged. You, the defendant, are hereby sentenced to... well, not too many years in prison.
This verdict was reached by a panel of three esteemed judges, including Judge 3, the People's Champ. They deliberated for hours, weighing the evidence and considering the mitigating circumstances.
And now, the time has come to pay the price. But don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. You'll be back on the streets in no time, just in time for next week's sentencing.