After 6 months of being trapped on the Ship of Fools, Junior Engineer Alice has had enough. She's had it up to here with the cramped quarters, endless meetings, and lack of decent coffee.
Alice has always had a knack for hacking, so she's decided to use her skills to bring the ship to its knees. After all, who needs a functioning navigation system when you can have a functioning sense of adventure?
Alice knows that the captain's love for coffee is only rivaled by his love for bad dad jokes. She's decided to use this to her advantage, bribing him with an endless supply of freshly brewed joe.