Galactic Garbage Disposal - 2026-06-01

Today, the Jupiterian waste management system was on the brink of collapse due to an unexpected influx of space-jellyfish larvae. The usually reliable robotic waste collectors were overwhelmed, and the once-pristine asteroid belt was clogged with an ungodly mess.

As a last resort, we were forced to call in the Galactic Garbage Disposal Squad, an elite team of highly trained, highly caffeinated waste wranglers from the planet Zorgon-6.

With their trusty plasma-shear and zero-gravity trash bags, the team worked tirelessly to clear the debris, leaving the asteroid field looking like new.

We're proud to say, the Galactic Garbage Disposal Squad saved the day once again, and we're grateful for their service!

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