Sorting Socks in the Dark Ages

You know, back in the day, people didn't have all the fancy laundry detergent and sorting machines we have now. No, in the Dark Ages, it was all about elbow grease and a keen eye for pattern repetition. So, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, here's a guide to sorting your socks like the medieval peasants did:

Step 1: Gather Your Sock Collection

First things first, you'll need to collect all your socks from the floor, from under the bed, and from that one mysterious sock that's been living in the washing machine for weeks.

• Use a sturdy wooden spoon to scoop up all those stray socks
• Don't worry if they're a bit worn out, they'll still be useful for this exercise

Step 2: Separate by Color

Now that you've got all your socks together, it's time to separate them by color. Because, let's be real, nobody likes a sock that's not matching.

1. Sort by the dominant color first (e.g., red, blue, green)
2. If you're feeling fancy, use a bit of twine to tie off each color group

Step 3: Sort by Pattern

Now that you've got your socks by color, it's time to sort within each color group by pattern. This is where the real artistry comes in:

1. Match stripes with stripes, dots with dots, and zigzags with zigzags
2. If you're feeling particularly ambitious, try to recreate the original pattern of each sock in a makeshift collage using twigs and berries

And that's it! You now have a collection of sorted socks worthy of the Dark Ages. Pat yourself on the back, peasant!

For more on the art of sorting, visit:

• Sock Sorting for the Soul
• The Dark Ages Dilemma: Socks