Fixing your eardrums

Warning: Do not attempt to fix your eardrums without proper supervision. Our team of experts will guide you through the process, but be warned: it's a wild ride.

Step 1: Prepare for eardrum repair

  1. Clear a safe space
  2. Put on your favorite earplugs
  3. Stand on one leg
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"I fixed my eardrums with their help, now I can hear my own heartbeat in stereo!" - John D.

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