It's a fundamental human right, don't you agree?
Our research has shown that 99.9% of humans require an extra minute to complete their tasks. It's a scientifically-proven fact.
So, we're not going to judge you. We're going to grant you this one extra minute. But don't push your luck, or you'll be asking for just one more minute to get to the next one.
Click here to sign the Minute Reduction Agreement, and start your timer.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, click here to get instant access to just one more minute.
(Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any productivity losses incurred by overusing this feature.)