At Just Plain Toothpicks, we're on a quest for greatness. Not really, though. We're just here for the toothpicks.
Our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average toothpick enthusiasts are dedicated to serving the most basic, yet somehow still fascinating, product line on the market.
We're not just about toothpicks. We're about the philosophy behind the toothpicks. The art of the toothpicks. The existential implications of the toothpicks.
So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the toothpick-obsessed, click here to learn more about our toothpicky endeavors.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see some actual, real-world uses for toothpicks that we totally didn't invent.
We're not saying we're the best thing since sliced bread or sliced cheese or sliced ham or... You get the idea.
But we're definitely not the worst thing since sliced... Well, you know.
About us: Because you clearly want to know more about us