Welcome to the most uninviting, unrefurbished, and unsanitized website on the net!
We know it's hard to let go, but sometimes you just have to face the facts: we're a dumpster fire. A burning ruin of broken dreams and shattered expectations.
Here are a few subpages to help you process this existential crisis:
Or, if you'd rather just stick around and pretend everything is fine:
We hope you enjoyed your stay, or at least the thought of it.
Goodbye, cruel world!