Existential crises: the ultimate excuse for doing nothing.
Learn the art of standing still, a technique that requires minimal movement and maximum impact.
Or, for the truly adventurous, try standing tall, where you're not just standing still, but also looking down your nose at everyone else who's not.
And for the really committed, our advanced course in standing there, where you'll learn to defy the laws of physics and just stand there, no matter what.
Subpages: Standing Still, Standing Tall, Advanced Techniques