Justify Your Existence

Welcome to the Justify Your Existence Support Group, where the only thing we're certain about is that you're probably not a robot.

We're a group of highly trained professionals who specialize in justifying the existence of individuals who are, for all intents and purposes, completely unnecessary.

Our services include:

• Justifying the cost of avocado toast in your diet
• Providing evidence that your participation in reality TV shows does, in fact, have a positive impact on the environment
• Developing a foolproof excuse for not having a significant other

Join us, and together we'll justify your existence until the heat death of the universe!

Subpages:

• Justifying Avocado Toast
• Proof of Non-Significance
• Foolproof Excuse Generator

Our Mission:

To make the world a more justified, more absurd, and more avocado-filled place, one existentially tortured soul at a time.

Don't @ us.

Learn more about our mission