Justice System

Where docket numbers reign supreme and lawyers wear tiny hats.

• Court of Appeals: Because who needs precedent, anyway?
• Parole Board: Where freedom is just a formality
• Forensic Sciences: Where every DNA test is a surprise party

Court of Appeals: Because who needs precedent, anyway?

We're like that one aunt at the family reunion, but with more lawyers.

• Judges with Beards: Because dignity is optional
• Briefcases: Where every case is a briefcase

Parole Board: Where freedom is just a formality

It's like a spa day, but with less face masks.

• Parole Violators: Because rules are meant to be broken
• Pre-Sentencing Coffees: Fuel for the soul

Forensic Sciences: Where every DNA test is a surprise party

We're like that one friend who always has a surprise party in your honor.